the cute guy!

Two years ago, I was in a line with my friends waiting to swim with sharks! Suddenly, we realized that, in front of us, there was an amazing blond guy. He was tan, like the American surfers. And we started to talk about him! We were in the United States, so we spoke Portuguese whereas we thought anybody speaks Portuguese in the line! We talked about his beauty and, obviously, about his defects too. Then my friend told us something very personal and embarrassing, she spoke very low because she was afraid of the Americans understand something. When she finished we talked more about the guy *-*
So, one of my friends said “I going to ask him something”, and I asked what she were going to ask but she didn’t know and asked the first thing that she thought “hey, what times is it?”, but she was wearing a watch! So he laughed then he looked to her wrist and answered “quatro e meia”!! Yes, he said quatro e meia, in Portuguese. When we realized that he understood every single world that we had said, we didn’t know what to do. And he just laughs! Then I lived the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of my life in a line with an amazing guy. Three days later we met him again and we took a picture with him and his friend o.O

embarrassing moment

When I was 13 years old I traveled to Rio de Janeiro to visit my father family. So one day my uncle invitation us ( my father, my mother, my brother and me) to eat some pizza in him house.
There we eat pizza wacthing TV and talking each other. Finally I look to Tv and saw a woman that I don't like her hair, so I start to talk about it, and I said that hair it's was awful. while I was talking about it everybody stoped to eat and look to me. To my suprise when I look to my "aunt"(the woman who married with my auncle) I saw that her hair look like with the woman on TV( I don't know how I didn't see this before!!!). In this moment I get really read and and try to say that hair it's awful only in the woman of TV , but can be beautiful in another person. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life !!!

When I put my foot on it

Last holiday I went to a fifteen party and my friend asked me if I wanted to sleep at his house with another friend of him, Gabriel. As soon as we entered in the car we started to talk about the party. There was a girl whom my friend think she's beautiful and I knew some stories about her. I started to talk all I knew and believe me, it wasn't good things. When I said her name, Gabriel got surprised and said ' oh, she's my girlfriend '. I didn't know what to say in that moment, I was so embarassed. I apologized him and stayed quit the rest of the way.

i'm not talking to you ¬¬

My last vacation was the most funny. Lots of awkard stories, but there is one that I remember the most ( i wish i could foget it but... ). One day, I was walking in the beach with my cousin, when suddenly a man appeared, really angry, shouting a lot in front of me. He shouted: !where the hell were you ? Are you crazy ? What's your problem ? ". Well, thinking the guy was talking to me, i didn't hesitate and said : "Who asks what's your problem is me . Man , i don't even know you and you come to me shouting. The crazy one here is you. ". He looked to me and said: I'm not talking to you my dear, i'm talking to my son. I wished that a hole oppened on the sand, si that i could enter and hide me. My cousin laugh her head off. I'll never forget this so embarassing situation :x

Gustavo's embarrassing Moment

Gustavo's worst moment


Well, the most embarrassing moment of my whole life was my first day as a Sigma's student.
It was 3 years ago. I was late for the first class, because, unfortunately, my father's car went crazy. Teacher, it's Honda(JAPONESE!). Anyway, I went cycling to the Sigma. Arriving there, I did not know where I should left the bike and everyone was laughing at me. Eventually, the face of the ratchet has realized what was happening and helped me out.
Then, he told me where my class was. Believe it or not, I DIDN'T FIND IT! NO WAY! 10 or maybe 5 minutes later I fond it. Nevertheless, to my horror, when I was getting in I kicked the dump. Jesus Christ, everybody, especially the teacher, laughed their heads off, making me to look like a tomato. Luckily, the teacher said: "SHUT UP!" and I felt a little bit better, but people made fun of me all day long.

Gustavo Gonçalves

Look who’s behind you.

I was studying with my friends at school. We were talking and laughing about, when a teacher of one of my friends suddenly appeared and started talking to us. But he was very crazy and all he said was pure nonsense. We thought he was trying to crack a joke but it just did not work. Poor him, all he could do was to laugh by himself, so all of us also laughed just to help him.
When I thought he was far enough, I said :
‘He’s so strange!’
When I turned back, who was there right behind me? The teacher himself! O:

( Always look who’s behind you before you start talking about someone )

I'm doing this because I have nothingf better to do now

HEY! How about this! I'm really posting! And I had to create a ******* Google Acount to join this ******* blog! ( ******* means nothing Ok teacher? :/ ) Do you know what :/ mean? Really?! I don't! Ok, now talking serious, I'm here to post my funny story, so that's the reason I didn't put my name :) , but I know teacher will make me show everyone my identity at class (but at least not on the NET LOL). Anyway, I could be making up a Story like everyone here, but I'm not (or not). By the way, the time you guys that have patience to read this lost reading this hole nonsense introduction will never (NEVER) get back, so here is my Story:
RONALDO
(I'm kidding again)
LEARNING NOT TO SLEEP IN CLASS
It was a cold and rainy day. I was very tired. VERY tired. Yes, MORE TIRED than usual. Actually, I was almost slepping in class. But I couldn't sleep. I was at School. And that wasn't a good day. Not a good day at all. In the Geography class I caught myself napping! If I was like that in the Geografy class, so how about in the Math Class? In the English Class?! (I'm kidding) IN the Physical Education?!! (I'm such a great joker!) Anyway, when the Geografy teacher goes out, all of the sudden and to my panic, the Portuguese theacher comes in! I don't know about yours portuguese teacher but mine was so oring, so boring, the even the greatest NERD in the world would not be able to pay any attention. And she spoke so low, so low (and I was sitting in the last chair, because SHE put me there). I couldn't listen to a word.
After few moments a realised that I couldn't fight the tiredness, so I decided to sleep:
"What's the big deal about sleeping?" - I thought - "And, after all, this doens't soud so difficult" (actually it didn't sound noything)
I caught my coat, put it on the wall, and did what I had to do! There were such good dreams! Burges and soda everywere! But, suddenly I hear the awfull voice:
- Hey, you! Hey!
I wake up surprised.
-Hught
- Excuse-me, give me your coat and go drink some water.
- Oh! - I didn't wake up at all, so when I got of my chair, I almost falled to the ground. I think it was kind of funny, because there where laughts.
- My class is not toi sleep. You should have at least some respect!
- Sorry to interrupt your sweet class teacher. I didn't realised I was sleeping. I really shoundn't have drink soo much yesterday night. - I sad with sarcasm
- You know, thinking better, meet me at the coordenation, there we'll have have a talk about drinks and respect.
Well, I guess I don't have to say that it didn't ended well for me. I got a little RED NOTE, and untill today some teachers call me "Soneca" (Sonny for the inctims).



Thats it! did you like it? NO?! So ####! (#### means "I love you" :P )
This was based on true facts (or not)
1st try
A-S-...
2nd try
A-N-S-E-...
3rd try
EI-M-S-...
4th
A-N-S-####!
5th
A-N-W-Shut up!
6th
A-N-S-W-I-...
Finnaly
A-N-S-H-...
(no, not yet :/ )
20th try
A-N-S-W-E-R

Sorry, I couldn't resist. (LOL, I should work as comidiant :D )
Theacher, my name starts with Luc
SEE YA!
PS: we should use this blog for other things, its a great place for jokes LOL
PS2: Mine its the largest post, if you got here you are really interested
PS3: My videogame :D
PS4: This last wasn't even my joke
PS5: Finnaly, it ENDED!
(or not) :(

:D